Severity · Critical
Hacked or redirecting visitors
Spam links, phishing redirects, a Google blacklist warning. This is the one that needs you to act today — and it's the one I jump the queue for.
24-hour turnaround · fixed rates
Emergency WordPress cleanup & Core Web Vitals optimization.
I remove malware, purge database bloat, and get your WordPress site loading in under one second. One fixed price. Fast turnaround. No surprises.
incident #021
24
Load time (LCP)8.4s0.8s
Malware / backdoors2 found0 · clean
Database bloat3.1 GB180 MB
Core Web Vitalsfailingall pass
scan complete · 142 files checked
0 threats · 0 bloat
Zero downtime
100% fixed-price
24-hour turnaround
Money-back guarantee
restored #021 · speed rescue · 0.8s
in progress #020 · malware clean
all pass #019 · CWV fix
restored #018 · DB purge
submitted #017 · host migration
restored #016 · blacklist review
1.1s #015 · speed rescue
restored #014 · DB purge
restored #021 · speed rescue · 0.8s
in progress #020 · malware clean
all pass #019 · CWV fix
restored #018 · DB purge
submitted #017 · host migration
restored #016 · blacklist review
1.1s #015 · speed rescue
restored #014 · DB purge
system status · nominal
120+
fixes delivered to date
avg reply2hrseven days a week
pricing100%fixed, agreed first
downtime0sites lost, ever
Triage
Showing any of these symptoms?
Each one is a known, fixable condition — and I treat them every single day. Tell me which fits and I'll point you at the right fix.
2 open right now
Run a free scan
- #020 malware clean in progress
- #017 host migration awaiting access
High
A crawling admin panel
- 10+ seconds to save a post
- Bloated wp_options & transients
- Orphaned post revisions
High
Failing Core Web Vitals
- Red PageSpeed scores
- Slow LCP & blocking time
- Losing SEO traffic
The offer
Transparent, flat-rate fixes.
Launch pricing that's a no-brainer — one fixed price per package, agreed before I touch your site. No hourly billing, no scope creep.
Turnaround · 24 hours
Speed & Database Purge
For bloated, sluggish sites that need a deep clean and a faster render path.
$49/ one-time
- Post-revision purge
- Orphaned meta cleanup
- Transient deletion
- Basic image optimization
Most chosen · 24/7
Turnaround · 2–4 hours
Emergency Malware Removal
For hacked, redirecting or blacklisted sites that need to be safe again — now.
$99/ one-time
- Deep file scan
- Backdoor removal
- Blacklist submission
- Security hardening
Ongoing · cancel anytime
Monthly Maintenance
Stay fast and stay safe after the fix — I watch it so you never wake up broken.
$29/ month
- Weekly DB optimization
- Uptime monitoring
- Daily backups
- Plugin updates
Proof, not promises
Real results from bloated sites.
Every figure is a measured before/after, with the exact fix that produced it. Independently verified
Before4.2s
After0.6s
The fix
Removed 3 GB of orphaned WooCommerce data and optimized Redis object caching.
I genuinely thought I'd need a whole new site. They had it flying again in a single afternoon.
MV
Marco V.WooCommerce store owner
Verified
BeforeBlacklisted
AfterClean
The fix
Removed Japanese-SEO spam and two hidden backdoors, then filed a successful blacklist review.
Our traffic vanished for a week. It was back within 48 hours of making the call.
LS
Lena S.Magazine editor
Verified
Before31
After98
The fix
Rebuilt the render path, served AVIF, moved the host to NVMe.
The score was embarrassing and leads were dropping. A month later both were gone.
DR
Devon R.SaaS founder
Verified
Before11s
After1.1s
The fix
Cleared 40k orphaned rows, added object caching, trimmed 9 plugins.
Saving a post used to take longer than a coffee. Now the dashboard feels instant.
AT
Aisha T.Membership owner
Verified
How it works
Fixed in three steps.
You always know exactly what's happening to your site — and you never hand over access without a safety net in place.
01
Submit your details
Pick a package and share your WordPress and hosting logins through the encrypted, self-destructing form.
02
I go to work
I snapshot a staging backup, then run the deep clean — malware, bloat, caching — without touching your live site.
03
Review & launch
You verify the speed and security reports side by side, then I hand back the keys. Backed by the guarantee.
Before you hand over the keys
The questions I'd ask too.
No. I work carefully and, wherever possible, on a staging environment first. Every change is verified against speed tests and a visual check, and only pushed live once it's confirmed safe — with a full backup at every step.
Yes. I never ask you to paste credentials into email or chat. I collect them through secure, self-destructing links that expire after a single opening — and I recommend a temporary admin user you delete the moment we're done.
Then you don't pay. Every package carries a 100% money-back guarantee: if I don't deliver the agreed outcome — a clean site, faster scores, or both — I refund the full amount. No fine print, no argument.
Emergencies jump the queue. Malware and redirect jobs typically begin within a few hours; speed and database work turns around within 24 hours. Maintenance plans begin the next business day after onboarding.
Usually not. I carry my own licensed optimization and security stack, so the cost is built into your flat rate. If a paid tool is genuinely the right long-term fix, I'll tell you plainly and explain why before you spend a cent.
Contact & intake
Have a specific problem? Let's talk.
Not sure which package you need? Drop your URL below and I'll do a free quick audit — no obligation.
Intake form · encrypted
- 1 Details
- 2 Free scan
- 3 Fix & launch
Don't wait for it to get worse
Stop losing traffic to a slow, broken site.
Every hour of downtime or a red PageSpeed score is traffic and trust you don't get back. Pick a flat-rate package and I'll start today — backed by a written money-back guarantee.
booking · this week
2/5 slots
100% money-back
Fixed price, agreed first
Zero downtime